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Stop the Aliens Causing Global Warming
May 17, 2008I know, you are probably wondering how I find this stuff. I obviously can't say as it's a trade secret.
The Sci-Fi channel has an "original movie" airing soon. Here's a screen capture from their site:
In case you missed that bit at the bottom which explains what this movie is about, it reads: "She's an ex-model. He's an elite commando. They're going to solve global warming - by stopping the aliens who are causing it!" There are a couple of take-aways here that you'll want to note:
1. Global warming is real. Never in the description is global warming in doubt.
2. Man is NOT causing global warming. This is a huge relief. We can all go back to our SUVs and air conditioning and flatulating cows now.
3. Aliens exist.
4. Aliens are causing global warming. I have no idea why they would do this but one can assume it's because aliens dislike us, our planet or our flatulating cows.
5. The aliens are no match for an ex-model and an elite commando.
I for one will be rushing out to get TIVO so that I can make sure I don't miss this new Sci-Fi channel documentary.
Comments
The aliens are in cahoots with the Japanese Mafia, too.
Posted by: Sue T | May 20, 2008 5:03 PM