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Bigfoot Revealed to Be... Opossum Man
August 16, 2008Genetic tests are in on the supposed Bigfoot find that Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer presented on Friday. You've no doubt seen the photo of "Bigfoot" stuck in a large freezer. The tests revealed that one sample of DNA was human and the other sample of DNA was 96% opossum. This leads me to two obvious conclusions:
1. Someone should check the fridge, because Bigfoot could be, you know, just pretending he's dead.
2. Bigfoot continues to elude mankind by cleverly hiding in dense forests and shopping at Wal-Mart after 1 am.
You have to give these guys credit for trying though. An autopsy is still planned, which should reveal if the Opossum Man is alive or not, and if not, how he died. Look for the video special on FOX this fall.
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Hey,
relating to the freezer, I found an interesting site for all Bigfoot fans on CNN: http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/index.html?hash=14dec578110a1b96b58a4e6923f79b1e&session_id=
Jeff
Posted by: Jeff | August 18, 2008 11:48 AM