The Unexpected
September 6, 2007In the history of the universe there at least one thing that could truly be said to be unexpected. That would (of course) be the Spanish Inquisition:
(Insert diabolical laughter here.)
However, it turns out there is another thing, besides the Spanish Inquisition, that has been largely unexpected. That is (as you've probably already guessed by scanning the page:)
(Cue burst of dramatic music.)

Yes, the Twinkies Cookbook: An inventive and unexpected recipe collection. Its chief weapon is golden sponge cake; golden sponge cake and a creamy filling. Its two weapons are golden sponge cake and creamy filling. And ruthless efficiency. Its three weapons are...
I have no idea how you cook a Twinkie, or what you cook Twinkies in, but in all fairness I wasn't expecting this. Get your copy at Amazon.com today so that you'll know what to do with all of those extra Twinkies should Gabrielle fail to materialize.
