In front of the computer! (Whew, these are hard.)

Well, okay, not all of the time, but I've been told more than once that I should pry myself away for a few hours. If you'd like to get in touch, I answer email fairly quickly and am even known to occasionally check the phone for voicemail and texts.

• Email: carl@carlschaad.com
• Phone Occasionally Checked For Voicemail and Texts: 814.441.7861
• Worldwide Headquaters: State College, PA 16801 (Google Maps)